theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

(via franasaurusrex)

dean-kingofmyhell:

recently-fallen-angel:

i-cant-let-you-down-again:

WHY COULDN’T THEY LET BOBBY LIVE

WHY COULDN’T BOBBY BE WITH JODY

WHY COULDN’T BOBBY HAVE LOVE

'Cus some Dick shot him

i dont knew whether i should laugh or cry at this so im just going to do both

(Source: letmesayiloveyou, via jakebutternubs)

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

(via winchesters-into-the-tardis)

yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

(via the-squirrel-and-the-kitten)

timeformoriar-tea:

equestrianfangirlswag:

christmas-boners:

spockcicles:

pureironimpala:

three word horror story: The beep test

OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT

what the fuck is the beep test

someone please educate the innocent

You run until you die

(via jake-from-state-farm)

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

(via thatssoaustin)

Reblog if you like an actor twice your age

waitinghopingliving:

stillnotmoose:

nerdyginger16:

thefaultinourdeductions:

forgetmenotsinthetardis:

themanwiththeironsuit:

Want to prove to a classmate that I am not the only one.

All of tumblr should be reblogging this.

Wait, just one?….

Would you like me to give you a list?

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I love how every time I reblog this it’s a different gif of Crowley rolling out a contract.

(Source: thedemoncalledsebastian, via redglre)

masooonderulo:

things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus

(via illestephyy)

Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’

Lena Dunham, in an interview with(The Guardian)

(Source: reshmarambles, via aphfandoms)

littlekiwi37:

bubblydictcumberbath:

this show i swear to god

THIS IS THE LEAST BLATANT, BUT THE FUNNIEST, BACK TO THE FUTURE REFERENCE IN THE SHOW

(Source: tommarvolohiddles, via ofmeninblueboxesandtights)

winjennster:

midget-banana:

xkatastrophicx:

But imagine Cas being able to leave his vessel like demons do.

So SAMs haut eating lunch in the bunker one day when a fuCKING CLOUD OF BLACK SMOKE FLIES BY FOLLOWED BY A BRIGHT BLUE LIGHT AND THEY JUST FUCKING CHASE EACH OTHER AROUND THE BUNKER

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HOLY SHIT YOU GO HARRY POTTER FANDOM! YOU GIFFED US!

(Source: bucky-withdrawls, via ofmeninblueboxesandtights)

scottylubemeup:

UM i dont know how this hasnt completely engulfed tumblr yet but JK rowling wrote more harry potter

(via dangergays)

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

(Source: pleatedjeans, via likeigiveabother)